If You Go Down in the Woods Today
By Chalkie

(To the tune of ‘The Teddy Bears’ Picnic’)

If you go down in the woods today
You better go in your shorts.
If you go down in the woods today
Be ready to see all sorts.
For every Hasher that ever there was that ever there was,
Is running today for certain because
Today’s the day the Hashers are having a Down-Down.

PH3 are out today
And every one of them is trying their best to find the way.
The hares have set a cunning course
As all the Hashing harriers have - turned out in force.
RA is checking for hashing crimes,
And Snorter’s composing a lim’rick with clever rhymes.
The Down-Down’s near, oh my for that beer,
We’re going to give a cheer,
For we’re pleased to be PH3.