Our GM Took Us Hashing Again
By Chalkie, October 2005

(To the tune of ‘My old man said follow the van’)

Our GM took us hashing again,
And off to the country we did go.
On through the tress, we hashers went a-running,
But we got it wrong, ‘cos the hares were too cunning.
We went that way and this way,
Tried not to miss th’way.
We’ve lost our way and don’t know where to go.
You can’t trust a hasher,
Especially that Bun Basher,
Now we can’t find our way home!